Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
