Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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