I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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