My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
