But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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