Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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