Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You were trust falling into bushes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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