Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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