Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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