I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
