Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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