he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If that was your dad, he is hot
I want to have your abortion
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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