Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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