Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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