you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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