i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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