HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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