he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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