party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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