May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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