these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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