love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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