So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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