Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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