I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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