were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
