i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
