I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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