but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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