you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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