Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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