Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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