if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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