I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The beer is more important than you right now.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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