I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
