I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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