There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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