nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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