And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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