i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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