dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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