she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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