I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The air was thick with penises
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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