I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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