i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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