What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
where does the pee come out of this thing
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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