Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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