I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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