D3 body, D1 cock
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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