ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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